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Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s Some Rant Lit!
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Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s Some Rant Lit!

Up until now, in zero instances were my choices were ever guided by a distaste for <redacted> business practices...
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Michael T Klapwyk
Field of Lavender
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Field of Lavender

She Lay in a Field of Lavender...
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Michael T Klapwyk
Low Like You
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Low Like You

We are Losers. We are Ingrates. We are Fools!
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Michael T Klapwyk
Tom Waits: Rain Dogs
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Tom Waits: Rain Dogs

Nothing ventured. Nothing survived.
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Michael T Klapwyk
Sack LUnch
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Sack LUnch

Uh, which meaning of the word sack to you imply...
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Michael T Klapwyk
Mysterious Decay

Mysterious Decay

This audio was something I composed while exploring the transmission feature at
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Michael T Klapwyk
Glitch ivty-2
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Glitch ivty-2

The missing street where I grew up. It was there. It was
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Michael T Klapwyk
Magnificent
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Magnificent

A dog, staring at Saint Francis, what does he see?
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Michael T Klapwyk
Sayonara Habit!
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Sayonara Habit!

I felt compelled to create a digital card with the dog and a dirge of sorts to commemorate its passing.
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Michael T Klapwyk
Absurd Theater
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Absurd Theater

And Shakespeare says OMG OMG!
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Michael T Klapwyk
Let’s Play A Game

Let’s Play A Game

I’m like the potluck guy who was tasked with bringing the salsa and tortilla chips showing up after most people have left.
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Michael T Klapwyk
Willie Nelson
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Willie Nelson

My heroes have always been Willie Nelson
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Michael T Klapwyk
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