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Magnificent

Magnificent

A dog, staring at Saint Francis, what does he see?
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Michael T Klapwyk
Sayonara Habit!
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Sayonara Habit!

I felt compelled to create a digital card with the dog and a dirge of sorts to commemorate its passing.
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Michael T Klapwyk
Absurd Theater
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Absurd Theater

And Shakespeare says OMG OMG!
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Michael T Klapwyk
Let’s Play A Game

Let’s Play A Game

I’m like the potluck guy who was tasked with bringing the salsa and tortilla chips showing up after most people have left.
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Michael T Klapwyk
Willie Nelson
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Willie Nelson

My heroes have always been Willie Nelson
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Michael T Klapwyk
Loser

Loser

…so now I’m just going to drop some beats…
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Michael T Klapwyk
Slow Cookin'
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Slow Cookin'

Slow cookin' on the barbecue, slow cookin' with yooooou....
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Michael T Klapwyk
Chasing the Dark Side of the Moon
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Chasing the Dark Side of the Moon

Pages and pages of scribbled lines… Dates of Relevance: 1973: On March
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Michael T Klapwyk
Democracy
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Democracy

The people shall speak...
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Michael T Klapwyk
I Don’t Want to Go to Mira Lago
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I Don’t Want to Go to Mira Lago

...I want to be foot fancy and free...
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Michael T Klapwyk
That was 2025

That was 2025

Another year. There was a lot of pathetic behavior and chaos created
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Michael T Klapwyk
My Faux Pas
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My Faux Pas

From the archives of the Post Apocalyptic Museum of Wishful Thinking, somewhere
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Michael T Klapwyk
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