Canned Parasite

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A rather sadistic looking lanyard with an employee’s badge attached. The employee doesn’t look particularly well.

Lost Letters 1

To Dearie, I am taking a moment to chuckle at a recent sign that I indubitably have indeed been out of the corporate world. For quite some time might I add. I just had to share. Imagine this scene: It is a pleasant early spring day in Minnesota. A woman

Political Portamento I

Political Portamento I

The chest thumping barbarians Howl illogical babble And fling nonsensical excrement Into the air Scary in behavior Yet intellectually stunted They present a badly played portamento cacophony Derived from a poorly chosen root note These uncivilized primitives will chest thump They will intimidate They will berate They will attempt to

A shadow of a man standing proud

Prayer for the Common Person

I like to think That some where out there Are a Choir of angels That reign over us And Protect us from the evils of men That take aim at us I like to think this choir of angels Helps guide us to safer waters And shelters us from inclement

A shield imaged by a pesce -esque grotesque over parasitic blibs

Line of Demarcation

At the line of demarcation they sequester him; the crops run fallow, and the land is sickly. Beneath its darkness, beyond the new moon, where evil thrives, and everything is deadly. They banish him for sinister actions: stealing Life and Liberty and the fleecing of the citizenry. In the end

A collection of two dimensional people-esque portraits in white over black.

We the people

Some people insist on attempting short cuts and they shove their way to the front faking themselves as leaders when they are only bushwhacking unknowingly off the path and into the wilderness of chaos Because their wild antics and fussy fits take our eyes off our destination We ain’t

Old Man Parable 1

Old Man Parable 1

He often sat on that bench in the park. The park where people often go To walk and sit and enjoy The Trees and the wonderful birds. The park where it is Peaceful and calm. That old man. The one in the black coat. That old fashioned long coat from

A human-esque portrait of a man with lots of bright yellow hair like features and terra cotta skin tone

You Know Tom

You know Tom. Tom… who is attracted primarily to men who possess excessive amounts of back hair. Men entirely unshorn, untrimmed who appear mostly feral and carry themselves with a vague air of wild unpredictability. Men who appear to have wild abandon. Tom… who despite his strong clearly expressed hirsute