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Abstract drawing in black and white somewhat suggestive of hominid-esque features

Milo

Milo was a squirt of a kid.  He loved nothing more than to walk down the road with a big ol’ baseball bat.  He was a punk, that one.  And in his case I say that as a compliment.  From his appearance you would think him just an average kid
Michael T Klapwyk 29 Jan 2024
In the Hot Seat

In the Hot Seat

Please assess the individual in question by responding to the following commands. Please provide a diagnosis of the individual’s emotional intelligence. The individual in question is frail relative to most adults.  This individual is in the bottom 1 percent of all individuals.  Amazingly frail.  Utterly frail. Please elaborate. The
Michael T Klapwyk 29 Jan 2024
Heavily lined drawing  in black and white

Burger threw the t.v. away

…Anyhow, I do remember that day.  Clear as mud.  Cuz I was drunk off my ass in a bar in Barstow. The Little Amigo. See, there are bars you go into to impress a date.  And there are bars you go into to get drunk off your ass. And I
Michael T Klapwyk 20 Jan 2024
Semi obscured photo of human

Canned Parasite

This is Canned Parasite, by Michael T Klapwyk.
Michael T Klapwyk 17 Jan 2024

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