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Visual representation of the Captain and Shepherd

The Captain and Shepherd I

Michael T Klapwyk 07 Feb 2025
Cartoonish drawing of two animalistic sapiens, obscured words across canvas, says "Dickweeds".

Dickweeds

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Michael T Klapwyk 27 Jan 2025
Earthling

Earthling

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Michael T Klapwyk 21 Jan 2025
Abstraction using symmetry in red, black, with blue and yellow highlights

Vacation Time

VS: So, where are you guys going? TS: What’s that? VS: For your vacation…where are you guys going for vacation? TS: Oh. Caramool.  VS: Caramool?  TS: What you don’t like Caramool? VS: No. Well, yeah… no… it’s just so… sterile. TS: Yeah, I guess I could
Michael T Klapwyk 21 Jan 2025
Abstraction of a creature in a field with the sky in the back ground

Gklitch II

So, there I was looking at that dog of mine in the yard. And it was as though he were stuck. As though he had become an object rather than a sentient being.  After a moment I hollered at him “Doggo. What the fuck?!” He looked up at me. But
Michael T Klapwyk 21 Jan 2025
Rough sketch in black against turquoise background, vaguely a headshot of a man

Milo II

“…so I toss Milo in the cell” “No kidding, he was, what, 12 at the time?” “A tad over 13.” “Granted that was a dang small jail with rarely a hard core criminal within it, but didn’t you figure that it was going to traumatize him?” “Well, one could
Michael T Klapwyk 21 Jan 2025
Abstract Art with words Spacemen Jesus and Canned Parasite.

Spacemen Jesus

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Michael T Klapwyk 15 Jan 2025

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