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DO SOMETHING

DO SOMETHING

DO SOMETHING0:00/226.943751×
Michael T Klapwyk 05 Apr 2025
Abstract of alienesque one eyed grotesque

Little Things

Little Things 0:00/5881×
Michael T Klapwyk 03 Apr 2025
A shield imaged by a pesce -esque grotesque over parasitic blibs

Line of Demarcation

At the line of demarcation  they sequester him; the crops run fallow,  and the land is sickly. Beneath its darkness, beyond the new moon, where evil thrives, and everything is deadly.  They banish him for sinister actions: stealing Life and Liberty and the fleecing of the citizenry. In the end
Michael T Klapwyk 03 Apr 2025
abstraction of a humoresque grotesque mask within an ellipses, suggestive

wasted days wasted nights

Wasted days wasted nights0:00/6001×
Michael T Klapwyk 26 Mar 2025
Abstraction of a heavily obscured humoresque head shaped 2 dimensional object

Disaster

Michael T Klapwyk 05 Mar 2025
A picture of a humanesque grotesque figure squatting

Imminent Probe SFW

Imminent Probe SFW0:00/2481× Edit: I was listening to some old audio from Slack Radio not long after I created this. I pretty quickly recalled the Church of SubGenius and Bob Dobbs. Obviously, given that I say "Bob" a lot in this piece, one would ask himself
Michael T Klapwyk 04 Mar 2025
A collection of two dimensional people-esque portraits in white over black.

We the people

Some people insist on attempting short cuts and they shove their way to the front   faking themselves as leaders  when they are only bushwhacking  unknowingly off the path  and into the wilderness of chaos Because their wild antics and fussy fits take our eyes off our destination We ain’t
Michael T Klapwyk 04 Mar 2025

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