Canned Parasite

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Michael T Klapwyk

Abstract drawing in black and white suggestive of a bug-esque creature

The winner

The winner sat in the dust. His final foe vanquished. While the title fight was ultimately to be “the last surviving human on planet earth”, the bout also had an undercard over an old package of Debby’s powdered donuts. After the blood and mayhem, the winner felt they tasted

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Glitch i

“Yeah, yeah, I’m telling you, something is wrong. Damn wrong.” You mean, wrong as in not quite explainable? Or do you mean wrong as in morally wrong? “I mean the former, I think. I get them mixed up. The order… former/latter… what i mean is wrong as in

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Mildred, This Is Barb…

Barb? Barb? Hello, It’s me. Mildred. I guess you’re not going to come to the door. I just thought I’d stop by. See if you need anything. You know? I heard the news. I’m sorry. Barb? Barb? Are you there? It’s me Mildred. I’m

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Street Urchin Charlie

I saw Street Urchin Charlie just the other day. He was handing out pamphlets. Within the pamphlet he noted 5 reasons why you’re offended. The five reasons he wrote in that pamphlet are as follows: 1. You are emotionally insecure. 2. You don’t understand satire. 3. You irrationally

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Kid Capri

Hey Hey what? Hey Kid Capri. Whats up? Oh I dunno. Not much. Yeah? Yeah, not much at all. Anyhow, I was thinking. Yeah, what were you thinking? I was thinking about how we should go down the corner store. Oh yeah. And what would we do there at the

Photo of a human sized hot dog squirting catsup on themself (found in San Antonio)

Self Awareness <initialize>

Young. Younger than 5 years of age. For certain. Older than 3 years of age? Highly possible. Settle on 4. 4 is close enough. Wearing a navy blue windbreaker. Why this detail? The temperature is cool. Not cold. Not warm. Not hot. Pleasantly cool. Pleasantly cool. The sky is blue.

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Willy the Vet

Willy the Vet wanted nothing more as a child than to live in a shot gun shack. He imagined the shack on a desolate prairie surrounded only by an endless sea of sage brush that extended to the far away horizon. Aside from the shack he would own nothing more